The Homemax Quick Eggs are the best and most effective way to cook your eggs in a flash. Easily and effortlessly cook your eggs the way you want to every time!
Simply crack the egg into the Quick Eggs unit. Place the unit into boiling water once done, pull the Quick Eggs unit out of the boiling water, be careful as the unit can get very hot. When you are ready, lightly squeeze the bottom of the Quick Eggs unit and pop out your egg that has been perfectly cooked to your preference.
To make removal off the eggs easier from the unit, try using a little bit of oil inside the unit before cracking the egg.
This method of cooking eggs is healthy, durable and safe!
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We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.