Simon BakerQuilted Non-Waterproof Mattress Protectors
R229
About
Protect your mattress and yourself with this mattress protector by Simon Baker.
Product Features
- Quilted
- Mattress protector
- Protects you from dustmites, allergens, and bacteria
- Non-waterproof
- Standard Sizing:
- Single: 92x190 +30cm
- Three Quarter: 107x190 +30cm
- Double: 137x190 +30cm
- Queen: 152x190 +30cm
- King: 183x190 +30cm
- Extra Length / Extra Depth Sizing (XL/XD):
- Single: 92x200 +35cm
- Three Quarter: 107x200 +35cm
- Double: 137x200 +35cm
- Queen: 152x200 +35cm
- King: 183x200 +35cm
- (Note: XL is extra length 200cm & XD is 35cm depth)
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