
Arcade game fans rejoice! We have the best old school, cooler than cooler console for your couch commander needs! With 888 888 (literally) classic games already built-in, this 8-Bit Classic Gameboy Styled Console is a totally rad and also an awesome gift for 8-bit fanboys! Show your kids what all the 90's arcade fuss is about where gaming started!
This incredible throwback to gaming console has all classics like Pac-Man, Contra, Super Mario, Battleships, Angry Bird, Donkey Kong and so much more already installed! Just plug & play. It’s just as fun as it’s always been and whether you’re new to old school games or consider yourself an 8-BIT great, you need to treat yourself to this 8 Bit Classic Games Console and enjoy vintage gaming with your friends or family with the retro style game-pads and console.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?