
This small and compact portable protection alarm produces a 120-decibel siren when pulled, with the hope of deterring any attacker. The alarm also contains a bright LED light to assist in dark situations. The alarm is attached to a key-ring for easy access, and can, therefore, be attached to a set of keys, a lanyard, a handbag or any other preferable item.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?