The Radio Sculpting-Slimming Instrument is a high technology body sculpting product, which is developed on the base of principles of physics and ergonomics, combined with modern microelectronic technology. It is controlled by a micro-processor and has a six different sets of auto body sculpting modes. It produces impulse waves of different frequencies and intensities. These security impulse waves will stimulate the body’s neurons and make the muscle shrink and the contractive movements consume excess calories. This exercise method is easier and less time consuming than other training methods. Radio Sculpting does not increase the burden on the liver and kidney as like oral products - it is simple combustion in oxygen-rich environment, the fat layer effectively breaking down fat and consuming excess calories.
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.