
Indulge in retro charm with this traditionally styled kettle. This elegantly styled kettle does exactly what a kettle should do - and more! No more leaving the kitchen and coming back to find that the water is no longer at the optimum temperature. This kettle will emit a whistle to call you back when the water has boiled.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?