KimberTeak Mosaic Wooden Pedestal

Sometimes you hear something so profound...

...it changes your perception of everything. "Shower thoughts", some people call it. We don't buy into the name so much; the only thing we think about in the shower is trying to find (and then NEVER disturb) the balance between the hot and cold tap.

Anyway, here are a few gems that'll blow your mind into next week:

-When you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room, but less bedroom.

-We live in a world where GTA is a kid's game and Candy Crush is an adult's.

-If you bred a seagull and an eagle would it be a seagle or an eagull?

-There should be a brand of chocolate milk called "The Dark Side of the Moo".