Simon BakerTerry Toweling Waterproof Mattress Protector (Extra Length & Depth)
R299
Please Note
- Due to the nature of this product it cannot be returned unless sealed and in original packaging
About
Protect your mattress and yourself with this mattress protector by Simon Baker.
Waterproof, high quality, high elasticity ensuring a snug fit, therefore minimizing noise and wrinkles. The superior micro-porous structure allows the mattress to breathe without allowing stain - causing liquid penetration
Product Features
- Waterproof
- Micro breathable
- Effective absorption protection
- Anti-bacterial
- Easy to clean - machine washable
- Extra Length / Extra Depth Sizing (XL/XD):
- Single: 92x200 +35cm
- Three Quarter: 107x200 +35cm
- Double: 137x200 +35cm
- Queen: 152x200 +35cm
- King: 183x200 +35cm
- (Note: XL is extra length 200cm & XD is 35cm depth)
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