Wanderlust LeatherThe Rover Cross-Body Bag
R799
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About
Strap yourselves in with this cross-body bag when you become the first official Martian to explore the red planet. This all depends on ol' Elon and if he pulls through of course.
Product Features
- Genuine leather
- The Rover bag
- Cross-body bag
- Handcrafted with precision
- Proudly South African
- Keeps your accessories safe
- Handy
- Stylish
Product Specifications
- Dimensions: 28cm (L) x 8cm (W) x 22cm (H)
- Colour: Two Tone Tan and Black
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.
