

The Tivoo-Max is the flagship and most powerful and innovative model in Divoom's "Pixel Art" series. Underneath its elegantly crafted body is an "acoustic beast", featuring a powerful 40-Watt 2.1 speaker setup with an active sub-woofer that delivers the ultimate audio experience. Each Tivoo-Max unit is equipped with 256 programmable LED's capable of 16 million colours. Using Divoom's "Smart App" and five different "Pixel Art" creation methods, you can now experience the best retro pixel art canvas ever! You can even convert your Tivoo-Max into a message billboard - just enter your message and let it play! Other useful and fun daily functions include smart alarms, sleep aids, social media notifications, an awesome DJ mixer, and so much more. The Tivoo-Max is designed for the creative and fun-loving soul with the desire for world-class audio!
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write-up and being funny.