No mess, no fuss with the handy vacuum clipper. The special vacuum allows you to trim your hair and beard while it sucks up all the falling hair. No more sweeping up after yourself.
One-touch operation
The one touch operation makes it easier to simply switch on and off your trimmer, no need to figure out complicated buttons.
Various cutting guides
The cutting guides are great for getting the trim or cut you need without worrying about unevenness in your cut.
Vacuum compartment
This innovative feature is great to prevent a mess while grooming.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.