
Wall-Mounted Infrared Non-Contact Digital Forehead Temperature Thermometer with Fever Alarm, Accurate Instant Reading & LCD Display
This infrared device is intended to measure the body temperature of children or adults, without coming into contact with the body directly.
This is done by coming into range of the thermometer 3cm to 5cm from the forehead.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?