
Freedom on the trail is exactly what you get when you slip into the Stella Drop 2 Short Sleeve Jersey from Alpinestars. It’s made from super high-quality polyester that’s knitted to allow for plenty of moisture-wicking ventilation to keep you cool (boosted by strategically placed open mesh inserts) when the intensity starts to rise, while still remaining durable to abrasions should the worst happen as you ride. Not only that, but a slightly elongated back allows you to maintain perfect coverage in the most aggressive riding positions, subtle pockets on the sides are easy to access with Velcro® keeping them secure, and an internal terry cloth patch is perfect for keeping eyewear clear.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?