Who wants to wear a face mask when you don’t have an idea what it’s all about, anyway?! This is where our Smirkie range comes in – it’s a face mask that your child would want to wear no matter the reason – it’s comfortable and comes in exciting patterns with a matching cape to encourage your child’s inner-superpowers to be unleashed. Fighting the villain with a 3-layered weapon without destruction will make your kid feel like a superhero!
Each Smirkie mask comes with a filter, a full elastic head loop to be placed around the head, as well as elastic ties that can be tied at the lower back of the head (or in the neck area) according to the child’s head and the parent’s preference.
The cape is 60cm in length, 54cm broad at the bottom, and 25cm broad at the top (where the straps are). The mask and cape are machine and hand-washable after every use. We suggest washing the filter only by hand to ensure durability – up to two to three months.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.