Stylish and practical, our masks are made up of 3 layers, comprising an outer layer of densely woven denim, an inner layer of 100% cotton and a removable, non-woven filter.
Each Smirk mask comes with a filter and a unique adjustable clip to fasten the mask at the back of the head, alleviating strain on the ears. The mask is machine- and hand-washable after every use. We suggest washing the filter only by hand to ensure durability – up to two to three months.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.