
The King Neptune Chenin Blanc is all about finding a unique perspective. You see, Chenin Blanc in South Africa is like mud in a pigsty. It’s everywhere. And while most are brilliant, they really do come in all shapes and sizes. Fat ones, thin ones, sweet ones, grim ones. So we’ve made sure that ours offers a different perspective of the grape. Tight, focussed, minerally and delicious, you won’t find any flab (or any flies) in the Piggy Chenin.
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Simple: it's simple. Cut a hole in a piece of fabric and call it a day simple.
The poncho is the clothing equivalent of the Japanese flag. If we were to list step-by-step instructions on how to make one yourself, there'd be no Step Two.
If you're wondering how this ties into today's deals, it doesn't. These are just the things we think about when we're tasked with writing blurbs but we're completely out of inspiration.