OakleyMen's Velocity Shorts
R249
About
The Velocity Shorts feature moisture-wicking fabric with plenty of stretch to help keep you dry and moving comfortably on the course. Quick-drying fabric is lightweight and a stretch waistband delivers durable comfort with bonded belt loops for lasting wear. An ellipse logo is featured on the left leg and back yoke of the shorts, while plenty of pockets provide small-item storage from the first tee to the last green.
Product features:
- O Hydrolix™ fabric lifts sweat away from your skin to help keep you dry
- Quick-drying fabric offers lightweight comfort
- Four-way stretch fabric delivers a fit that moves with you
- Welded seams for durability
- Side and back pockets for storage
- 12" Inseam
- Regular fit
- 86% Polyester, 14% Spandex
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.
