OakleySlats Shorts 2.0
R249
About
The cut-off hem and stretch twill construction of the Slats Shorts 2.0 offer a distressed look and a comfortable fit that moves with you. Easy-access pockets store your essentials and logo details add premium action-sport style to these slim-fitting shorts.
Product Features
- Shank closure and zip fly deliver a secure fit
- Stretch fabric creates a wide range of motion
- Front slide pockets, ticket pocket and back patch pockets provide plenty of storage
- Slim fit
- 21" outseam
- 60% Cotton, 36% Polyester, 4% Spandex
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.
