Lifson Products1000 Thread Count Fitted Sheet
R649
Please Note
- For hygiene reasons, exchanges and returns will not be facilitated on these items unless returned sealed, in its original packaging.
About
We have beaten the best yet again. Now available in South Africa, Lifson Products’ new range of 1000 Thread Count, 100% cotton bed linen. This range of bed linen is for the customer who accepts nothing but the best and is available in an upmarket design that won’t date. Our 1000TC bed linen has been made using the finest quality long staple fibre yarn which means that the feel of the linen becomes softer and more luxurious with every wash. Used throughout Europe in 5-star hotels. This bed linen is natural, breathable and will regulate to your body temperature.
Product Features
- European quality long staple fibre fabric
- 100% cotton that just gets softer with each wash
- 1000 Thread Count
- Best and most luxurious quality for the discerning customer
- Fully elasticated for ease of use
Sizing:
- Three Quarter: 107 x 190 x 30cm
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write-up and being funny.
