This Sateen weave bedding, otherwise known as Egyptian Cotton, are all you need to add a touch of style to your bedroom. For over 25 years Lifson Products have been supplying the hotel and retail industries in Southern Africa with the finest quality bedding.
Now you too can own one of our supreme quality 300 Thread Count duvet cover sets. Made from the most luxurious long-staple cotton in a sateen weave with a silky smooth feel and a simple but elegant design. The luxury fabric used to make our 300 thread count duvet cover sets is breathable and will keep you cool in summer and cosy in winter.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write-up and being funny.