This Sateen weave bedding, otherwise known as Egyptian Cotton, are all you need to add a touch of style to your bedroom. Our 550 Thread Count, 100% cotton, Oxford linen is our most luxurious and premium range of bed linen. With a silky smooth feel and a simple but elegant design, this range is extremely popular with our most discerning customers. This 550 thread count bed linen range has been made using only the highest quality cotton and the finest yarn. Used throughout Europe in 5-star hotels. This 550 thread count linen is breathable and will keep you cool in summer and cosy in winter.
Sizing
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write-up and being funny.