OakleyMen's Sky Garden 20 Board Shorts
R249
About
The Sky Garden Boardshorts are made with quick-drying Hydrofree™, four-way O Stretch™ fabric to keep you light and moving naturally through the surf. A side zip pocket with an interior key loop secures your valuables, while a tie-front closure delivers a snug, personalized fit. These Oakley men's boardshorts lend amphibious action-sports style with allover print, a hazard bar graphic at the waist and an ellipse label at the hem.
Product Features
- Four-way O Stretch™ fabric promotes natural movement
- Hydrofree™ technology resists retaining water to provide lightweight comfort
- Side zip pocket with interior key loop secures essentials
- 20" Outseam
- Regular fit
- 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex
- Imported
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.
