
Landskroon (est. 1692) is situated on the south-western slopes of Paarl Mountain, where the De Villiers family has been winemakers for five generations. A supple, easy-drinking Sauvignon blanc with hints of green figs and grassiness. Fills the palate with lovely tropical flavours. Enjoy on its own or with fish, chicken and cold meat dishes. Serve well chilled.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?